My parents live far far away from me, in a land of where-there’s-a-job-for-Dad. I frequently complain that they need to live closer, and not only because of the lack of family visits and their beyond-belief local politics. When my mom lives that far away, she does things like this:
Mom (over the phone): I’ve discovered a wonderful new technique for appliquéing with fleece. I can get the most amazing detail! You will like this technique. You could do so many excellent projects with it.
Me: How does it work?
Mom: Oh, I’ll have to show you.
Me: So… Skype?
Mom: I’d rather do it in person, it’s so much more fun that way.
Me: You’re not visiting for another six months.
Mom: Oh, well, things to look forward to!